my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.