someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
”(:” makes everything sound mean and sarcastic
I like :) more than (:
well aren’t you special (:
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
So guys… when you find a mass amount of fanart of which you know not where they came from… it literally takes 2 seconds to put the url of that image into google to find out the original source.
weheartit is not a source.
fanpop is not a source.
Take a minute to find the damn source.
As for these images. I am the source.
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
|me:||*pulls up to the drive thru*|
|cashier:||hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u|
|me:||can i get a hell yeah|
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
Don’t judge me based on who i was
judge me based on who i am
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity